Friday, May 28, 2010

There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea...And a Whole Lot of Oil Throughout the Sea

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is weighing on my, as it is everyone's, mind. My mind, however, is silly and nerdy so of course the well leak reminded me of the children's song "There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea", and because I can't let things like this go I wrote my own version of the song outlining the events surrounding the leak so far. Keep in mind that this song is an admittedly overly simplistic representation of what has happened. To see a more thorough timeline of the spill, direct yourself here: http://www.nola.com/news/gulf-oil-spill/index.ssf/2010/05/a_timeline_of_the_gulf_of_mexi.html. But in the meantime, please enjoy my handiwork.


 

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea

There's a hole –There's a hole

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea


 

There's oil coming out of the hole in the bottom of the sea

There's oil coming out of the hole in the bottom of the sea

There's oil – coming out

Of the hole in the bottom of the sea


 

Set fire to the oil coming out of the hole in the bottom of the sea

Set fire to the oil coming out of the hole in the bottom of the sea

Set fire – to the oil

Coming out of the of the hole in the bottom of the sea


 

Put a box on the hole in the bottom of the sea

Put a box on the hole in the bottom of the sea

The box – isn't working

On the hole in the bottom of the sea


 

Put a tube in the hole in the bottom of the sea

Put a tube in the hole in the bottom of the sea

The tube – like the box

Can't plug the hole in the bottom of the sea


 

Try again with the tube in the hole in the bottom of the sea

Try again with the tube in the hole in the bottom of the sea

The tube – is draining oil

From the hole in the bottom of the sea


 

Tar balls float ashore from the hole in the bottom of the sea

Tar balls float ashore from the hole in the bottom of the sea

Tar balls – and lots of oil

Float ashore from the hole in the bottom of the sea


 

BP owns the oil coming out of the hole in the bottom of the sea

BP lies about the amount oil coming out of the hole in the bottom of the sea

BP –admits

There's more oil than they thought


 

Beaches close because of the oil coming out of hole in the bottom of the sea

Beaches close because of the oil coming out of the hole in the bottom of the sea

Beaches close – because of the oil

Coming out of the hole in the bottom of the sea


 

Can't get fish from the water with the oil from the hole in the bottom of the sea

Can't get fish from the water with the oil from the hole in the bottom of the sea

Can't get fish – from the water

With the oil from the hole in the bottom of the sea


 

BP uses Corexit to dissolve the oil from the hole in the bottom of the sea

BP uses Corexit (a toxic chemical) to dissolve the oil from the hole in the bottom of the sea

BP –uses Corexit

To dissolve the oil from the hole in the bottom of the sea


 

BP dumps mud in the hole in the bottom of the sea

BP dumps mud in the hole in the bottom of the sea

BP – dumps mud

In the hole in the bottom of the sea


 

The mud plugs the hole in the bottom of the sea (for now)

The mud plugs the hole in the bottom of the sea (for now)

The mud – plugs the hole

The hole in the bottom of the sea


 

To be continued…


 


 

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